Saturday Foolishness: Procrastination & When Good Makeup Goes Bad

Hello everybody! Hope you're having a good Saturday (or Sunday, for those of you in far-off lands). I've been spending the day "cleaning" my home office. By "cleaning" I mean going in there and putting on makeup, because my home office also doubles as my closet/dressing room/cosmetics storage facility and I hate doing chores.

I was experimenting with some more "dramatic" eyeshadow looks when I totally screwed up and smeared mascara all over my eyelid. Rather than fix it and move on, I thought it would be funny to try and make myself look as scary as possible to "surprise" Stan. Did I succeed? You decide!

In retrospect, I probably could have used some orange blusher and mascara smears down my cheeks, but we can't have everything now can we? Anyway, here's how my "surprise" went down:


R: [calling from inside office] Honey, do you think I'm bad about procrastinating?

Stan: What? I can't hear you.

R: [louder] Do you think I'm bad about procrastinating?

Stan: I still can't hear you, I'm coming in there. [gets up, opens door]

R: I LOVE YOU!!!

Stan: [drops magazine he's holding, screams like a little girl]


Yeah, I'm really mature. But who wouldn't love this face?

I'd better get back to "cleaning" my apartment. Hope everybody's having a fun weekend!


Have you done anything totally ridiculous lately?